My favourite holiday destinations are always by the sea. This isn’t because I like to go in it – God no. It’s full of vicious minibeasts, like prawns, and other people’s piss. Besides, unleashing my milk-white rolls on the ocean’s unsuspecting fauna is the kind of thing that would probably get me in trouble with Greenpeace. […]
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“Eating an oyster can quadruple your sperm count within a couple of hours,” said Ed Baines, brandishing a knife in one hand and waving one of nature’s most unlikely aphrodisiacs in the other.